cesh cet

he bought the top. he is not okay.

click him.
he cries.

tears collected: 0

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the story

local cet buys the absolute top. sources confirm he checked the chart 4,000 times today. nothing changed. it never does.

− 98%

"he just sits there," says the man in the suit. "i pet him. i tell him it will come back. we both know i am lying."

cope

analysts agree: the cet is sad. the cet remains sad. experts predict continued sadness with a small chance of hope by friday.

hodl

(everything here is draggable. make a mess. he doesn't care anymore.)

day 1 of not
checking the chart

(checked it 9 times)

it's not a loss
if you never sell

him.

down bad ≠ out

follow him on 𝕏. witness the sadness in real time.

@ceshcet

join the telegram. everyone there is also not okay.

t.me/ceshcet

pet the cet. collect tears. tell yourself it will come back.

pet him again